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Sometimes Poop Floats

A business book about the moments that rise to the surface — and what they reveal.

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After three decades in the music products industry, these stories reveal what *not* to do — and why the lessons that float back up are the ones that matter most.

About the Book

After three decades of interacting with manufacturers, retailers, and consumers, this book serves as a field guide for what not to do in the music products industry. Many of the stories inside would be hilarious if they weren’t absolutely true. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you may even recognize a few familiar patterns.

Industry Truths

Did They Really Say That?

The problem with the music business is there are too many musicians.

Symptoms of a Deeper Issue

Many of the incidents in this book point to one root cause: poor training.

Industry Sales Are Stagnant

There is a direct correlation between the talent drain in the music products industry and the lack of sales growth.

Who Will Seed Our Future?

The author credits his career success to a small cadre of industry professionals who mentored him early on — people who taught him the principles required to build a long, sustainable career.

This book is a blueprint for long‑term growth by focusing on talent, mentorship, and the people who keep this industry alive.

Excerpts

“This s‑‑t really happened.”

In the music industry, you don’t always get the luxury of learning lessons the easy way. Sometimes you learn them in the back room of a store, during a product demo gone wrong, or while explaining to a customer why their guitar case smells like a wet dog. These are those stories.

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